Top Speed Jussi

Maserati roughly translates to “Mase and a steering wheel” in Finnish, “Ratti” is a steering wheel. It also roars in the traffic saying: “get out of the way” – without having to use the horn. You can hit the accelerator and the response is smooth and immediate. The suspension adjusts quite nicely which is one…

The new Cupra Formentor and Leon are available NOW. You heard it here first. Es Carro Gladiator. 🇪🇸 People who do not think these are some of the best cars available have a surprise in for them in the future. Cupra https://www.instagram.com/elstig14

When I was a kid, I always brought water cup like to a dog to my dad’s Turbo Volvo.

Driving the Lexus ES300h. There is a reason why it is made to plow the Autobahn at 250km/h+ It is a rather opulent luxury sports saloon in the city and around the countryside. Forget about Turkish Kebab-mobiles basically. They’re cashing in on old reputation and prices while standards are dropping constantly. This one handles like…

I always use Wolt because the delivery drivers have helmets. They drive fast.

Sainz is popular because of the Spanish. 1 Billion plus Spanish speakers in the world. Ave Cesar! I suspect that “Ham at Ferrari” rumor has been started by his enemies. Aston Martin is a Knight’s brand. Read up on Order of the British Empire. Lewis Hamilton is a modern Knight, get it? Bottas at the…

Only 300 hp plus seems to do the trick anymore. It’s a gateway thing. I just done did drive me a manual M2. It reminded me of the old M130. A really pleasant SLEEPER. You should have heard the revs. BMW manuals always were and still are practical automagicos. They have enough torque to pull…

Just done did drive me a Mitsubishi ASX 1.3 MHEV Intense AT. Second electrico-hybrido that I drive in a while. This one NOT a plug-in, which is quite desirable. The first one was Marsu. Not bad at all. In an urban defensive driving exercises, I left everything and everyone behind as my previous article details.…

Radar detectors If you know radio scanners (staple of radio amateur technology), there are small units available. RF technology and ECU tuning are important to understand for proper car hacking as we call it. In E46 BMW and several other models it’s actually entirely enough to press a few buttons in the right order to…

If you’re looking for a special BMW, you may wish to look it up overseas for different selection. http://Bmw-m.com is nice for M Motorsport BMW:s. For classic BMW Individual colors (which are an absolute MUST for anyone into these cars) – remember to ask your BMW congresswoman to bring back Phoenix Yellow and Laguna Seca…

Just drove the latest. Quattro is really one of the best 4WD:s obviously. It’s rather quick. The design is starting to show the fact that it came out with the new Beetle. However if you want traction on snow (even with summer tires like this one was equipped with) it’s a way to go.

Once in LA, I had a 330Cic drop top beemer. You know, the E46 when M54B30 had just come out. Few know – the first E46:s came with the M52-engine initially. As BMW 323 and BMW 328. The 323 was a 2.5 liter, 170 horsepower affair. I had one. It was quite pleasant indeed. The…

F458 and E63 M6 are starring in this romantic comedy.

Was one of the fastest warbirds in WW 2.0 – single prop. The 30mm mine-cannon could decimate bombers and other aerial criminals with one round. The engine had methanol injection. Erhard Milch (Generalfeldmarschall) the Founding Father of Luftwaffe, along with Adolf Galland (Generalleutnant) – who later moved to Argentine – and continued anti-bolshevik politics –…

To: the-lord-is-coming@wbcstuff.com Hello Sirs, Ville Norrmann and me (Jussi Korkala) originally wrote to you when lesbian president was elected in Finland. Your response became the stuff of legends and helped end socialism in Finland. Thank you. We were both quite young but steadfast in our faith in God. You have helped liberate Finland from a…

Offloading a Valtteri Bottas 77 Sauber Alfa Romeo (!) sports cap (fits all 57 genders!) – I do not make any claims that it will improve your lap times or performance. Vintage 2022. Car Spectator notes: a noisy nose, a full taste of lead sharpener if masticated properly. 100/100. “Push the boat out for this…

Lawlessness destroys a nation. This is an article about experiences I wished I’d never have to talk about or repeat to anyone. It’s not about the date but the aftermath on New York City. We were ordered in to secure a few switchsites and communications centers. You know, kinda like the building in Manhattan that…

Lost about 60 pigmobiles with a marsu electrico SUV. 😹 Nobody in the world has ever hauled ass like that with an electric SUV. You should have seen their faces. I was driving circles around their shitty cars. Was playing Opfor in urban Defensive Driving Exercise. Stopped by to grab Hamilton’s Marsu-cap from Marsu-store. Thanks…

On vielä halba mutta paras. Translation: the ultimate Driving Machine is still cheap but worst. I say: Make Sequential Manual Gearbox Great Again. Limited Slip Differential is off the hook as usual. Also drove the sports-limousine. Was quite aesthetically pleasing as always. Started with 735i back in the day. This was some electrico-hybrid. Hydrogen 7…

My Grand Tourismo Accelleration Club has the motto of: “Kaahaa kuin Tapani Kansa”.

Guess why? My dad originally wanted an F1 driver out of me after Rosberg’s World Championship.